For the Secrets of Faydwer Beta Access Challenge #3 the community submitted captions for this image. Here is a list of the winners:

First Place:

  • Ken0683: I said Beam me UP!

  • Suediwenae: Meldrath said, " Caught this one on safari down in Attiki"

  • Erojwr: And this is where EQ babies come from.

  • Giama_Xev: "Here lies Merloc. The players got him before we could."

  • Spawnsage: Are you sure this is how i get the Burned Woods?

Second Place:

  • Covelar: Meldraths Mom.... "Meldrath, now many time have I told you, Don't shoot the elf cannon inside"

  • Silverhawk: Does this wall make my butt look big?

  • Mylluv: Please don't ever make this guy the Raid Leader again?

  • mikanthos: This is the last time I play tic tac toe with you Meldrath!

  • Magesrulenorrath: And the #1 reason NOT to tell your wife you think the Dark Elf banker is sexy is....

  • secondfred: "What do you mean that's not the way to the blue light specials?

  • Flymflam: If he stops kicking we need another lookout.

  • McSplatty: "So thats where all the Legends of Norrath drops are!"

  • LordDeMule: When Gnomes /punt Back!

Third Place:

  • OriginalMeade: Someone said my beta card would work if I stuck my head in here...

  • Jebann_GuildPet_LC: And the exhibit on the right is a neo-faydwarian work by the artist Meldrath entitled, "How do you like selo's now, smartypants."

  • FrostyTS: Sure, the upgraded J-Boots are faster, but they just aren't worth the trouble sometimes.

  • Nilwean-CD: "Next time, try the "low" setting."

  • Chronopolis: "Uhh...he did it!" /point

  • Nahunit: "If you drink, don't translocate."

  • -Heath-: Clockwork_Genius_01: Maybe warriors are not the best source of ammunition for the railgun prototype.........

  • oompas_loompas: when CoH malfunctioned!

  • snarlinarlen: I Tried to tell her.. but mary anne (Carol Anne) went into the light anyways

  • haibbywuff: And here we see that cats aren't the only creatures that will run into a wall chasing a laser pointer

  • Flogger: If you keep banging your head on the wall, you'll stick that way.

  • bobthewise2: Red Bull.... It gives you wings!

  • minea: Remember kids, friends don't let friends sow drunk.

  • Bartleby191: Meldrath Presents, "Honey I shrunk the Monk"

Additional funny captions posted by the winners:

    Giama_Xev
    "YES! DING 80!"
    "Don't... say... anything."
    "Gojira! Gojira! Gojira!"
    "Who's next?" --Zatozia
    "Aaaaannnnd... CUT!"
    "Being the door between players and Beta is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it."
    "Hey guys, you can't just leave me here! Guys? GUYS?!"

    Flymflam:
    Maybe it was too early for human testing.

    Suediwenae:
    Looking behind the scenes at EQ.
    That's the last time I accept a necro rez!

    Mylluv:
    *And this was the day the Druids decided to start porting themselves*

    Snarlinarlen:
    Formula 910.... because the world isn't ready for the next level.


To read additional captions or to share your own for fun, visit Secrets of Faydwer Challenge #3 thread over on the official EverQuest forums.

Visit Secrets of Faydwer Challenge #4 thread over on the official EverQuest forums to take part in the current challenge.