Ever marveled at the sleek athletic form of the Halfling? Have you been jealous of the natural physical perfection that is so easily achieved by that most superior of all Norrathian races? Would you like to have a Herculean physique that will be the envy of all that you meet? Well I have the event for you!

The Drunken Halfling High Dive will take place on the Bristlebane Server in Rivervale at 4:00 p.m. Pacific, February 25th, starting at the Soul Binder. Create a level 1 Halfling (in Rivervale!) and come join in the chaos as we see who will be victorious in this most epic of all athletic events.

Participants will be whisked away to a secret diving location (read the cliffs surrounding the lake in Rivervale) where they will demonstrate their mastery of diving to the amusement of spectators below. Of course this wouldn't be quite challenging enough sober, so we will make this an accomplishment worthy of true Halflings by including copious amounts of Valtron's Finest Brew in the mix.

So come one, come all, and show your Halfling spirit. We'll see you there!